It's a ........................VASE!!!

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Alright, here is the funniest thing Madisyn has ever made for me. I just about peed myself when she brought it to me. She was drawing pictures for me, just doing the kid thing. She has gotten pretty good at using the scissors and was pretty excited when I told her she could use them without my supervision.

So she brings me this piece of paper and says,"Mom, I made this for you all by myself. I even cut it out" 

I, trying not to laugh and cause her to think that I am not appreciative, ask "Oh, you made this. What is it?"

"It's a vase, you know, those bottles that you put flowers in." She responds.

"Of course it is" I say while turning my head and covering my mouth with the blanket that I am wrapped in. "Put it on the table so I can show it to your dad."

"Okay, I know he will like it too!" she adds.

At this point I take pictures with my cell phone and send it to my sister and my parents. 

Each of them sends a text back and is afraid to ask what it is. 

When Tom gets home from work and go to get the vase, to show him, I can't find it. I ask Madi where it is. She tells me that she showed it to Jaidyn and Jaidyn drew a picture on it. Madi goes and gets it. Tom sees it and laughs, not as hard as me but pretty close. 

So here it is, a little pornographic, but not intended to be......    :-)